Question & Answers

Q : what is the similarity between mens and rats?

A : both keep searching for new holes

Q : what is the closest thing similar to women's period?

A : your salary... it comes once a month and lasts about 5 days and if it doesnt come, it means that you are in a big trouble

Q : what is the difference between biology and sociology?

A : what the baby looks like his dad / mom, then it is biology. when the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Q : what is the height of recycling?

A : sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning

Q : Doctor : u look so weak and exhausted. are u having 3 meals a day as i advised?

A : Lady : doctor, i thought u said 3 males a day!

Q : a girl and a boy went for a movie... in the dark, a mosquito enters the girls skirt. guess what did it bites?

A : the boy's hand