hey... what do u guys had for buka puasa today...? i went buka puasa at this restaurant... dunno what's its name... we had tom yam, udang masak tepung ( one of my fav. ), vege and chicken.... what a meal... we had to buka puasa in the car coz the traffic was sooooo terrible... it wasnt moving at all...
lesson num. 1 if you want to live in KL, when it is in the fasting month, you better plan ur journey properly or u will end up getting caught in the jem...
i when to search for glucose syrup but unfortunately every shop that sells it closes at 6... shit!!! now what shall i answer to my lecturer if he ask me when am i goin to start my project... hm... looks like i hv to search for it in melaka coz i hv to go back to melaka tomorrow coz i hv lab @ 11 am tomorrow... wa... i hv to leave the house @ 8 am if i dont wanna b late...
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HOW TO INSTALL LOVE
Tech Support: Hello... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Sure - are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not technical, so what do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it OK to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are they?
Customer: Let's see, Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, and Grudge & Resentment are running right now.
Tech Support: It's OK, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it'll no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. But you must completely turn off Grudge & Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: OK, go to your start menu and start Forgiveness. Do this until Grudge & Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: OK, done! Love has started installing itself. Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but hasn't yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitations.
Customer: Done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone.
Customer: Wow, my heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. Good luck!
lesson num. 1 if you want to live in KL, when it is in the fasting month, you better plan ur journey properly or u will end up getting caught in the jem...
i when to search for glucose syrup but unfortunately every shop that sells it closes at 6... shit!!! now what shall i answer to my lecturer if he ask me when am i goin to start my project... hm... looks like i hv to search for it in melaka coz i hv to go back to melaka tomorrow coz i hv lab @ 11 am tomorrow... wa... i hv to leave the house @ 8 am if i dont wanna b late...
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HOW TO INSTALL LOVE
Tech Support: Hello... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Sure - are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not technical, so what do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it OK to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are they?
Customer: Let's see, Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, and Grudge & Resentment are running right now.
Tech Support: It's OK, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it'll no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. But you must completely turn off Grudge & Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: OK, go to your start menu and start Forgiveness. Do this until Grudge & Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: OK, done! Love has started installing itself. Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but hasn't yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitations.
Customer: Done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone.
Customer: Wow, my heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. Good luck!
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