Adult Joke Collection

Dont look at a naked lady

Boy 1 : why do u run fr0m a naked lady?

Boy 2 : because my mom said that if i look at a naked lady, i'll turn into stone. a part of me is getting hard already!

Names of wives

a malay man had 4 wives... and he call his

4th wife... baby doll

3rd wife... china doll

2nd wife... barbie doll

1st wife... panadol

How India got its name?

this is how India got its name...

the king was having sex with his mistress while thinking of a name for his country and his mistress asked him "is it in dear...?"

Research finding

research shows that men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only gets 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

Arab man

an arab was being interviewed at a US check point...

"your name plz...?"

"abdul aziz..."

"sex...?"

"six times a week..."

"no... no... i mean male / female...?"

"doesnt matter... sometimes even camel...!"

Service

sex is like a restaurant . sometimes u get full satisfactory service, and sometimes u have to be satisfied with self-service...

Happy man

what makes a man happy...?

- daughter on the cover of cosmo

- son on the cover of sports illustrated

- mistress on the cover of playboy and.....

- wife on the cover of "missing person"

Swimsuit

why was the 2 piece swimsuit invented...?

to separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section

Good ambition

Teacher : what do u want to become...?

Little Johnny : Doctor!!!

Teacher : why?

Little Johnnny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a women to take off her cloths & ask her husband to pay for it

Dentist

woman complaining to dentist : "its so painful... i rather have a baby then have a tooth removed"

Dentist : "make up ur mind soon... i'll adjust the chair accordingly..."

Old man and young girl

75 years old man got married to a 15 years old girl. on their 1st night, both were crying... - why???

coz she didnt know anything & he had forgotten everything...

haha... lols... funny ah all these jokes... wonder who's idea was it... nyway... siti... whats ur password...? chayaya la u... put password... =p