arrived my campus at 10.20 am... then straight away go to class... spend the whole day sleeping after finished class... hehe... two of my roomates went to bazaar ramadhan; so i asked them to buy some food for me... maghrib in melaka is at 7.06 pm... and do u guys know what time did they come back...? they came back at 7.40 pm....!!!! they so chayaya... i have to break my fast by juz drinking mineral water... so bad ah.... haha... nvmind ah... when i drank the mineral water, i was thinking how did all the poor and the afganistan peps break their fast... izit by juz drinking mineral water...? or they didnt eat nything at all... pity them la... if i hv the opportunity to help them, i'll definately will + its the fasting month... double pahala... hehe... my frenz bought laksa and nasi beriyani for me... but i juz ate laksa and some kuih... the nasi beriyani can eat for sahur...

at last i get to use wireless at my hostel... haha... i am super happy!!!! yeah la... usually if i want to surf the internet, i hv to borrow my fren's comp. / laptop... now i dont hv to... usually i cant get the wireless connection may b coz the connection was very low... hm... i dont hv any class tomorrow... boring... -_-

hey... what do u guys had for buka puasa today...? i went buka puasa at this restaurant... dunno what's its name... we had tom yam, udang masak tepung ( one of my fav. ), vege and chicken.... what a meal... we had to buka puasa in the car coz the traffic was sooooo terrible... it wasnt moving at all...



lesson num. 1 if you want to live in KL, when it is in the fasting month, you better plan ur journey properly or u will end up getting caught in the jem...



i when to search for glucose syrup but unfortunately every shop that sells it closes at 6... shit!!! now what shall i answer to my lecturer if he ask me when am i goin to start my project... hm... looks like i hv to search for it in melaka coz i hv to go back to melaka tomorrow coz i hv lab @ 11 am tomorrow... wa... i hv to leave the house @ 8 am if i dont wanna b late...


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HOW TO INSTALL LOVE


Tech Support: Hello... how can I help you?


Customer: Well, after consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?


Tech Support: Sure - are you ready to proceed?


Customer: Well, I'm not technical, so what do I do first?


Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?


Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it OK to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are they?


Customer: Let's see, Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, and Grudge & Resentment are running right now.


Tech Support: It's OK, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it'll no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. But you must completely turn off Grudge & Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?


Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


Tech Support: OK, go to your start menu and start Forgiveness. Do this until Grudge & Resentment have been completely erased.


Customer: OK, done! Love has started installing itself. Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but hasn't yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.


Customer: So, what should I do?


Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitations.


Customer: Done.


Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone.


Customer: Wow, my heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?


Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. Good luck!

juz finish buka puasa... the buka puasa menu was :


- mango juice
- karipap
- kuih pelita ( my fav. )
- nasi beriyani daging + ayam
- my Jamu Tea.... hehe...

tiada hari seindah Jumaat,

tiada kata seindah zikir,

tiada ibadah seindah solat,

tiada bulan seindah ramadhan....

Salam Ramadhan Al Mubarak...

is that u azmi...? hehe... cute... cute... lols...







it is only the first day of puasa and i get stomachache oledi... huhu... i think it is because of my gastric... but nevamind... i can go through this... hehe...



can anybody plz tell me where i can buy citric acid / lactic acid....? coz i need them for my project... this is the formulation that my dear lecturer miss mazidah gv me... she is such a dear... i think i'll get her something if the formulation that she gv to me works...

glucose syrup 50%

sugar 49%

color

flavour

citric acid / lactic acid

ello everybody.... hehe... i am really happy today... dunno why.... hehe... crazy me!!! lols... i went to perodua service centre... changed my car's break pad... if not when i press the break paddle, there is an annoying sound... it cost me $88... not me la... it cost my mom $88... hehe... then i went to bangsar to fetch my mom... then we went to ampang point to take my computer... the person who repairs my comp. says that my comp. is corrupted due to heavy downloads... chayaya... i didnt even remember when i download loads of stufz... hm... may b i did... wateva... it cost my mom $60... huhu... my mom said that it will b the last time she'll pay for the comp. coz everytime oso got problem... hehe... sorry mama... wa... since when i am such a nice daughter...? hehe... may b its bcoz the fasting month is coming... hehe...

tomorrow is the first day of ramadhan... wa... so fast... i hope i'll get 30 days of ramadhan this year... and i hope to loss lots of weight this ramadhan... hehe... i am drinking this "Jamu Tea"... haha... macam org tua minum jamu... hehe... but it is really good la... actually i drink this tea to slim down... but to my suprise, it does more then that... my period is crazy... one month ok... the next month K.O.... haha... yeah la... my period come once in 2 months... so chayaya aite...? but after drinking this tea... my period came the next day after i drank the first tea... very good eh...

selamat menyambut ramadhan to all my cuzzies... jgn ponteng2 puasa ah... hehe... muahh5...

having migraine rite now.... argh... have taken the migraine pills but my head feels like exploding!!! shit! i got this migraine from my mom... genetic... its seems like i get all the bad gens from her... haha... migraine... short... funny la... hehe...



there is one round like i dunno thing at my neck... 1 week oledi... told my mom and she said that is............. cant remember la what is the name... it is because of stress... ya la... i am really stress up now... really.... really... it is because of my final year project... the title for my final year project is "candies production"... so tt means i have to produce candies... there are a lot type of candies aite...? if u go to the supermarket / mall; they sell several types of candies... but my stupid supervisor told me that candy is like "kopiko"... that means that it cannot be different... it must be like kopiko... shit la... and he want me to produce candy exactly like kopiko... WTF!!! and he dont even give me any formulation on how to make it... he so chayaya la....

Adult Joke Collection

Dont look at a naked lady

Boy 1 : why do u run fr0m a naked lady?

Boy 2 : because my mom said that if i look at a naked lady, i'll turn into stone. a part of me is getting hard already!

Names of wives

a malay man had 4 wives... and he call his

4th wife... baby doll

3rd wife... china doll

2nd wife... barbie doll

1st wife... panadol

How India got its name?

this is how India got its name...

the king was having sex with his mistress while thinking of a name for his country and his mistress asked him "is it in dear...?"

Research finding

research shows that men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only gets 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

Arab man

an arab was being interviewed at a US check point...

"your name plz...?"

"abdul aziz..."

"sex...?"

"six times a week..."

"no... no... i mean male / female...?"

"doesnt matter... sometimes even camel...!"

Service

sex is like a restaurant . sometimes u get full satisfactory service, and sometimes u have to be satisfied with self-service...

Happy man

what makes a man happy...?

- daughter on the cover of cosmo

- son on the cover of sports illustrated

- mistress on the cover of playboy and.....

- wife on the cover of "missing person"

Swimsuit

why was the 2 piece swimsuit invented...?

to separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section

Good ambition

Teacher : what do u want to become...?

Little Johnny : Doctor!!!

Teacher : why?

Little Johnnny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a women to take off her cloths & ask her husband to pay for it

Dentist

woman complaining to dentist : "its so painful... i rather have a baby then have a tooth removed"

Dentist : "make up ur mind soon... i'll adjust the chair accordingly..."

Old man and young girl

75 years old man got married to a 15 years old girl. on their 1st night, both were crying... - why???

coz she didnt know anything & he had forgotten everything...

haha... lols... funny ah all these jokes... wonder who's idea was it... nyway... siti... whats ur password...? chayaya la u... put password... =p

Question & Answers

Q : what is the similarity between mens and rats?

A : both keep searching for new holes

Q : what is the closest thing similar to women's period?

A : your salary... it comes once a month and lasts about 5 days and if it doesnt come, it means that you are in a big trouble

Q : what is the difference between biology and sociology?

A : what the baby looks like his dad / mom, then it is biology. when the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Q : what is the height of recycling?

A : sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning

Q : Doctor : u look so weak and exhausted. are u having 3 meals a day as i advised?

A : Lady : doctor, i thought u said 3 males a day!

Q : a girl and a boy went for a movie... in the dark, a mosquito enters the girls skirt. guess what did it bites?

A : the boy's hand

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smallville season 5

my fav. show!!! smallville.... can anybody plz help me buy smallville's DVD set from season 1 - 5...? plz.... in malaysia dont have ah.... tts why.... i wanna make it as my private collection... hehe... plz... plz... plz... i'll pay back.... [ adeq... u hv promise me to find for me aite...? make sure u cari ah!!! hehe...]

i have all the episodes from season 1 - 5 in my computer but.... nyo 1 ah... i want the DVD set... plz ah all my dearest cuzzies find for me the DVD set from season 1 - 5 k.... love u guys.... haha...

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - Malaysia has unveiled its first astronaut, a 34-year-old doctor who will blast off on a Russian Soyuz spacecraft and visit the
International Space Station in September 2007

i always wanted to be an astronaut... since in primary school... i had this dream to be an astronaut started in primary school because that is when i first learn bout stars.... moons... planets... galaxy... too bad that i am not malaysia's 1st astronaut... well... nevamind ah... may be i can be the 2nd astronaut... haha... here are some facts bout my idol...

- his name is Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor

-he is 34 years old

- he is still single!!! hehe...

- he is a doctor + model

- he is HOT!!!!

watch this movie.... its a funny movie... haha... the first part is kinda boring.... but the man who acts as the little man is soooo cute... haha... i mean when he is dressed up in babies clothes... lols...

i am soooo jealous!!! i told u guys before that my bf n his family go to redang island for a holiday aite...? my mom told me that it is such a beautiful place... no kidding!!! its true!!! these are some of the pics of the place... i really wanna go redang island!!!!

'Redang Island', locally known as Pulau Redang or just "Redang" is one of the largest and most beautiful of the islands off the east coast of Malaysia. It is a popular holiday island for Malaysians, most of whom come on package deals to one of the resorts. Redang is one of nine islands, which form a marine park, and which offer snorkling and diving opportunities. Access is from Merang or Kuala Terengganu on boats operated by the resorts; there is also a small airport.
One of the most beautiful beach of Redang is Pasir Panjang. The beach is covered with soft white sand woth crystal clear blue water. Corals and fish can be seen just a few metres from the beach.
The island is also an important conservation site for sea turtle.
The waters around Pulau Redang also contain two historic shipwrecks. The H.M.S Prince of Wales and the H.M.S Repulse were sunk here at the start of World War II, setting the stage for the Japanese occupation of Malaya.

Pulau Redang, Malaysia, offers some of the best diving & snorkelling in this part of the world with its rich marine life, sandy beaches & clear waters.