these are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you..
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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aunty cha's step son said if she gets a baby with his father, he'll slap the baby to death.. -_-" mama said its normal coz when mak ani gv birth to hadzah, i said "tak suka baby ni! nak tanam dia!" lol..

i can't wait for this week to end~ pay day is approaching.. yey! i can spend my salary as much as i want coz i dont hv to pay for nything...

lunch was good.. coz kak nurul belanja me.. hehhhe.. club sandwich and carbonara spaghetti... my fishy is dead~ =(